Why Cats are Better than Boys

We recently have acquired a stray cat. He is the sweetest boy. He inspired me to write this post. 

                     Why Cats Win

1. Don't talk

2. Don't eat your food (normally) 

3. Super soft. Makes them better for cuddling. 

4. The fatter the cuter

5. They take the coolest selfies with you

                     Why Boys Lose

1. Talk about dumb boy things

2. Eat tons of food. Even your food

3. Wear ugly clothes

4. Don't look cuter when they are chubbier

5. Smell like boy